not my family bitch
why am i crying“Stay away of my territory”
THERE’S THE BANANA GUY
I seriously just got pissed. This is why I am so insecure. Why didn’t the girl on the right get a cute, up-close and personal pose? Someone please explain this shit to me. Calum isn’t even smiling in the picture on the right. All the fans either deserve the same cute, touchy-feely pictures, or the same distant, awkward pictures. They can’t pick and choose which fans you like more. Because no matter what we look like or where we come from, we ALL love them. This if fucking bullshit. I just lost a lot of respect for them.
And don’t yell at me and call me ‘a fake fan’ because this is not okay.
Let’s just look how big his fingers our compared to his phone . Dear lord Ashton I wonder what those things can do ..
fakeliampayne: "Ice ice baby donate at http://www.alsa.org thanks girls”
I’M CRYING FOR SO MANY REASONS. I’M CRYING BECAUSE HE USED FANS. I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT GIRL IN THE PACKERS JERSEY WHO CAN’T BELIEVE HER LIFE AND WHOSE HEART VISIBLY FLIPS OVER WHEN HE NOMS SOPHIA. I’M CRYING BECAUSE HE NOMMED SOPHIA. I’M CRYING BECAUSE HE TOOK THE TIME TO FIND AND SPECIFY AN ORGANIZATION FOR PEOPLE TO DONATE TO. I’M CRYING BECAUSE HE WORE THE NIKE HAT FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME SINCE I WATCHED HIM PICK IT UP ONSTAGE AT GILLETTE AND I CONTINUE TO TAKE THAT AS A PERSONAL SHOUT-OUT AND YOU CAN’T STOP ME. I’M CRYING, AS I KNEW I WOULD, ABOUT HIS NOMINATIONS. I’M CRYING THAT HE NOMINATED SOPHIA, THAT HE NOMINATED HER FIRST, BECAUSE SHE’S ALWAYS FIRST. SOPHIA’S FIRST BEFORE PHARRELL, GUYS. IF THAT’S NOT LOVE I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS. I’M CRYING BECAUSE I KNOW HE’S STILL BOWLED OVER BY THE FACT THAT HE CAN NAME PEOPLE HE LOOKS UP TO LIKE HE LOOKS UP TO PHARRELL AND JOHN C. REILLY AND WILL FERRELL AND EVEN IF THEY DON’T TAKE THE CHALLENGE, THEY’LL STILL KNOW HE NOMINATED THEM. I’M CRYING BECAUSE MY PHONE JUST BUZZED WITH HIM TWEETING THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS TO DONATE. I’M CRYING BECAUSE HE’S WEARING A WATCH SO AROUSINGLY EXPENSIVE THAT HE’S THAT CONFIDENT IN HOW WATERPROOF IT IS. I’M CRYING THAT HE SHOUTS “GO” REALLY SUDDENLY LIKE HE’S THE ONE SURPRISING SOMEONE WITH A BUCKET OF ICE WATER. I’M CRYING ABOUT HIS HANDS COMING UP BEHIND HIS HEAD AND THEN HIS ELBOWS SQUEEZING TIGHT TOGETHER AS THE WATER COMES DOWN. I’M CRYING ABOUT THE CHEVRONS. I’M CRYING ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ALL SCREAM WHILE THEY’RE POURING THE BOWLS OUT BUT HE DOESN’T MAKE A SOUND UNTIL IT’S ALL DONE. I’M CRYING ABOUT THE SCREAM. I’M CRYING BECAUSE HE THANKED THE GIRLS. I’M CRYING BECAUSE HE TOOK A PICTURE WITH ALL OF THEM AFTER AND PROBABLY WITH EACH OF THEM INDIVIDUALLY. I’M CRYING BECAUSE I WAS NEVER NOT GOING TO CRY TEARS OF PURE ICE WATER JOY.